Cute Kitten

The finest form of flattery is not just imitation; it’s imitation with cats. This came from my affection for oldies and answering the question: “Why submit to being sad when you can enjoy cats?”

Dedicated to Coltrane and Theba
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Bing- bold
Louie- italics

I’ll tell ya why you’re smiling. You got a….
Cute kitten How you know? See him lyin on the floor
Ah ha Cute kitten He’s real cute When he purrs you’re smiling more You betcute kitten
He lays out there in the sun, making toilet rolls undone
You claim that messes can be fun But he can prove it! There ain’t no more submission.
Cute kitten, make a grump a grinnin’ fool Shangri’la, really smile
I’m wishin, all these cats are just as cool
They won’t have to twist your arm
I’ll go out and heed the sign
Welcome to the club
In my house I would have mine
Cute kitten, instead of just submittin’

You know I stop by your place lately and notice you been all smiles
Well I’m a happy guy I got a lot of big things cookin’, probably just caught me on good days
You ain’t just cheery you dog, you got a plain ol’
Cute kitten dah boo dah bah dah She’s there stretchin’ on your floor
Don’t go blabbin’ around will ya?
Cute kitten Keep it shady I got real cutie staked out Mmmm no more frownin’ anymore
thebaI don’t have to frown I can give her a treat
Paws be playing with some yarn Just look at her go at it So you just don’t give a darn
I mean she ain’t gonna play by herself
You just never seem to learn Well you taught me
No sense of sad submission Took convincin’
Cute kitten dah boo dah bah bah Got your buddy by your side Ol’ Mama Theba
Cute kitten Mmmhmmhmm Watchin’ birdies flyin’ by Come over here cutie and snuggle

Folks won’t find us sad because
With that face and kitty paws
Cute kittens, instead of just submittin’

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